All of the things.

Do you ever dream that you do fun stuff with Bruce Willis?

guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

(via gnarly)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via gnarly)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via gnarly)

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?